In the future we'll all be gay
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
you win again, gameday.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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