I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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