ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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