I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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