I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I'm at about main and main street
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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