508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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