Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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