I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
ok first of all what the fuck
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