you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
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