i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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