"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
