The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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