from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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