she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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