Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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