Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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