It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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