i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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