is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Randomize
