i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Randomize
