she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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