With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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