summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I think your dad took our porno
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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