I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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