Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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