haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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