turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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