I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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