Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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