There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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