The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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