A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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