Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
The feeling are messing with the penis
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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