just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Panties = found
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