i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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