is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Terrible idea I love it
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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