I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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