Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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