you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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