I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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