D3 body, D1 cock
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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