Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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