i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
