So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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