Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
time to smoke my breakfast
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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