Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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