"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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