i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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