Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
Randomize
