Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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