I hope mine doesn't look like that
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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