i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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