I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
