I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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