Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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