Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
and she was petting her beer can
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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