his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Vodka?
Forever.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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